75 Disney Jokes to Make You Laugh Out Loud
KEEP THE MAGIC AND LAUGHTER GOING WITH THESE DISNEY JOKES YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL LOVE!
Who doesn’t love a good joke? And for Disney lovers, a Disney-inspired joke brings even more joy and laughter. Let’s embark on a journey through the enchanting realm of Disney jokes, unearthing the funniest and most beloved quips that will leave you grinning from ear to ear.
Today we will dive into:
- Classic Disney Jokes
- Princess Themed Jokes
- Disney Dad Jokes
So, fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a ride filled with laughter as we tell some Disney-inspired jokes the whole family will love!
Classic Disney Jokes
First let’s look at fun-filled jokes inspired by some of the classic Disney movies and characters!
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
A: He wanted to visit Pluto.
Q: Why is Quasimodo a good detective?
A: He always has a hunch.
Q: Why did the cookie go to see Doc McStuffins?
A: Because it was feeling crumby.
Q: What did the rapper Lil John say when he visited Disneyland?
A: Turn down for Walt.
Q: How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?
A: It was glove at first sight.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
A: Because Donald ducked.
Q: What kind of car does Minnie Mouse drive?
A: A Minnie van.
Q: What does Olaf eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes
Q: What does Daisy Duck say when buying lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.
Q: Which Disney character can count the highest?
A: Buzz Lightyear – he can count to infinity and beyond.
Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants to go golfing?
A: He heard he could get a hole in one.
Q: What does Winnie the Pooh call his girlfriend?
A: Hunny.
Q: What is Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?
A: Wendy’s.
Q: When does Donald Duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Jungle Bells
Princess Themed Disney Jokes
The Disney princess lovers in your family will love these Princess themed Disney jokes! I know our princess loves telling them!
Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
A: Because she runs away from the ball!
Q: Which princess would make the best judge?
A: Snow White, because she is the fairest of them all.
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will “Let it go, let it go…”
Q: Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?
A: They got lost at “C”.
Q: Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?
A: Because he won the No-Belle prize.
Q: Why does Ariel wear seashells?
A: Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.
Q: Which Disney princess is a cow’s favorite?
A: Moo-lan
Q: Who won the princess race?
A: Rapunzel… by a hair.
Q: Why did Ariel throw peanut butter into the sea?
A: To go with the jellyfish.
Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at sports?
A: Because her coach is a pumpkin.
Q: What did Rapunzel say when she made it through a long tunnel?
A: And at last I see the light!
Q: How does the Little Mermaid wash her clothes?
A: She uses Tide.
Q: What did Snow White call her chicken?
A: Egg White
Star Wars Themed Disney Jokes
Star Wars lovers will love sharing these Star Wars themed Disney jokes!
Q: What do you call a droid that likes to take the scenic route?
A: R2-Detour
Q: How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?
A: Ewoks
Q: What do Jedi use to open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi
Q: Why is Yoda a great gardener?
A: He has green thumbs!
Q: What did Leia say after planting trees?
A: May the forest be with you.
Q: Why did Anakin cross the road?
A: To get to the dark side.
Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: A Toy-Yoda
Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
A: A chocolate chip Wookie.
Q: What do you call a bounty hunter from the south?
A: Bubba Fett.
Q: Which Star Wars character works in a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter.
Q: What did the rancor say after eating a wookie?
A: Mmmmm chewie.
Q: Where do Gungans store their jelly?
A: In Jar-Jars.
Q: Where did Luke Skywalker buy his new arm?
A: At the second-hand store.
Q: Why was the droid angry?
A: Because people kept pushing its buttons.
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Marvel Themed Disney Jokes
If your family are Marvel fans like mine, you will find these Marvel-themed Disney jokes right up your alley!
Q: Who is Thor’s favorite rapper?
A: MC Hammer
Q: Which Avenger is always in a hurry?
A: The Black Widow. She’s Russian.
Q: Why did Spiderman join the swim team?
A: He had webbed feet.
Q: Why are Avengers so handy with tools?
A: They are always assembling.
Q: Why does Thor’s brother not make a good impression at parties?
A: He’s very low-key.
Q: What do you get when Ironman takes off his suit?
A: Stark-naked.
Q: What is always missing from Tony Stark’s kitchen?
A: The pepper pots.
Q: Which Marvel character is the most ready for summer?
A: Tan-os.
Q: What’s the Avenger’s favorite day of the week?
A: Thorsday
Q: How does the Hulk make extra money?
A: He flips cars.
Q: What did Ironman say to Antman?
A: Don’t bug me.
Q: What does Hawkeye wear with his suit?
A: A bow tie.
Q: Why is Thanos so crazy?
A: He snapped.
Q: What would you get if you crossed Captain America with the Hulk?
A: Star-Spangled Banner.
Disney Dad Jokes
Who doesn’t love a good, cheesy Dad joke? And if your dad is a Disney Dad, you will love these Disney-themed Dad jokes for sure!
Q: What do you call the Disneyland Railroad when it sneezes?
A: A choo choo train.
Q: What did the 101 Dalmations say after dinner?
A: That hit the spot.
Q: How does the ocean say hello to Ariel?
A: It waves.
Q: What do Disney character’s like to eat?
A: Mickey D’s
Q: What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
A: He melts down.
Q: Which fairy says no to showers?
A: Stinker-belle.
Q: Why does Jessie ride Bullseye?
A: Because he’s too heavy to carry.
Q: How is duct tape like the force?
A: It has a dark side, a light side, and it binds the galaxy together.
Q: Why did Bambi see the dentist?
A: He had buck teeth.
Q: How does Baloo catch fish without a pole?
A: He uses his bear hands.
Disney Puns
Check out my collection of punny Disney joke puns and one-liners! They will be sure to leave you in Stitch-es!
I watch Aladdin once in Abu moon.
If you watch the Lion King closely, you’ll notice lots of Simba-lism!
Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain.
What Disney princess is the funniest? Ra-PUN-zel
I finally saw Avenger’s Endgame yesterday. It was about time.
Hello. Is it Smee you’re looking for?
I love Disney! So take everything I say with a grain of Walt.
Simba was walking too slowly so I told him to Mufasa.
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Final Thoughts: The Funniest Disney Jokes
We’ve come to the end of our Disney journey! I hope you found these clever Disney jokes as amusing as we did.
Disney jokes possess an extraordinary power—the power to transport us to a world where worries melt away, and laughter reigns supreme. So, the next time you find yourself in need of a little magic, remember the Disney jokes that made you smile.
After all, as Walt Disney himself said, “Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever.”
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